Monday, August 11, 2008

My New Haircut

Yesterday I got my haircut for the first time in about 3 months. It was really long and I wanted it off. It was Sunday, so the shops were'nt open. I didnt want it done Monday so I got an idea. "I'll have Rachael cut it!" My mom said it was a bad idea and while I was sitting in a chair on her deck with a towel around my neck I had the same thought going through my mind. But about an hour later I saw myself and it was really good! She did a good job and Im happy with it. =) I found out that i also have tanlines from were my sideburns were.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Guitar Hero/ Rock Band


I own both Guitar Hero, and Rock Band. ( And Heroin Hero. You never catch the dragon.) And what ive realized is that while im playing those games Im covered in a temporary false sense of reality, that I can play those instruments as good or better than the best. I AM better than Eddy VanHalen, Jimmi Hendrix... And the Famous Drummers...

As fun as they are, and as much as I play them if I pick up a real guitar it sounds like a handless lemur holding a crappy jam session with his garage band.

Even the microphone on rock band creates an illusion that I can sing, Even though I know full well that I cant. and even though me rhythm has improved since ive played Rock Band drums, if you give me a real bass, snare, symbol, and cowbell and tell me to go to town it's going to sound just like my toy drumset I had when i was 4. ( Thanks Aunt Bonnie!)

Im not the only person with this problem. It's temporarilly satisfiying to hear those video crowds screaming for me. But then I see a high scores screen and sadly I realize that I truely have no musical talent.

Captain America is pretty much the most awesome Superhero ever. And I still dont understand why Hulk, Wolverine, and Hellboy are getting movies before him. Where has America's Patriotism gone? Where is the Star Spangled Avenger's movie? =(,,,,,, Those are tears Marvel Studios. Tears from a devote fan.

Monday, June 9, 2008

San Fran Mission 08

Im going on a missions trip with the youth of SACC. Heres some info on the hippie movement.

Some Brother Points for Andrew

Sorry I havent been on in a while, But Ive been a little busy relaxing. Ha ha So anyway the other day while listening to "Bringing Sexy back" on my ipod I discovered I can do something that many white people ( including myself.) had only dreamed about, A dance from the early and mid- 90's. A dance lovingly reffered to as: "The Running Man." No that ive taught myself this I must master it. Then I move to the next level of cool : "The Moonwalk." The I can make my own music video like my man J.T.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Confessions from the Husband Chair...

I was shopping the other day with my girlfriend, she was trying on clothes and asking me what I thought of them. Which I actually kind of liked. ( I cant say I loved it. Ive got to keep some street cred yo.) But one time she was gone for about 15 minuets. And naturally the stores all put EMP devices by the changing room or build the out of concrete so you get zero reception on your phone. I think that stores should invest in some old magazines, or comic books, or at least a mural on the opposing wall to the "Husband Chair." So you can be entertained while your waithing for your other half to come out.

Friday, March 14, 2008

it came from Outer Space

Im doing a 10 page research paper on extraterrestrial aliens from Outer Space. I know where I stand on the subject. Where do you?